How To Get Rid Of Gators
| Last winter, while sports fishing off
the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. The guy could swim, but his fear of
alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How did you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." Submitted by: Gary Reinhardt |
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