Attracted To Blondes
| There were four blonde's sitting on the
bank of a river, each with a fishing pole intently concentrating on the task at hand. A
Game Warden drives by and see's the four women apparently fishing and decided to check for
the proper fishing licenses and equipment. He approached the women and told them he needed
to check for their fishing licenses and to his surprise, they all replied they did not
have one. However, before the Warden could speak, one of the women spoke up and said,
"Mr. Warden, sir, we are not fishing for you normal catch. We are environmentalist
ridding the waters of garbage and other debris. "We are not fishing for
"fish." "We have poles, yes, but on the end of our lines we have magnets.
The magnets are gathering up metallic debris from the bottom of this river and therefore,
were are cleaning the environment." Stunned, the Game Warden thought for a moment and
then asked the women to retrieve their lines an show him the "magnets" they were
using. Sure enough, one after the other, the women showed the Warden various sized and
colored magnets at the end of their line. Puzzled, the Warden again thought for a moment
then stated. "Well, you ladies seem to be doing a good thing here and there is no law
against cleaning up a river bed with a magnet. More people should be like you four. Have a
nice day." With that the Warden drove off. As soon as the the Warden was out of
sight, the four women burst out in hysterical laughter. Finally, when one of them was able
to speak, she said, "Stupid Fish Cop!. Doesn't he know there are STEALHEAD in this
river?!!!" Submitted by: Gary Reinhardt |
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