I Wish I Had A Beer
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| Cletus and Jethro found a great deal on a
used shrimp boat and decided to buy it. They take it 50 miles out into the gulf and
eagerly cast out there net. when Jethro pulls in a gold lamp. As he is
cleaning it off a genie appears and tells him: "I'll grant any wish you make." Jethro doesn't take a second to think and says I want the whole lake to be beer!" Instantly the lake turns to beer. "You idiot", says Cletus, "now we're gonna have to pee in the boat!" |
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Date Last Modified: 04/25/04