I Wish I Had A Beer
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    Cletus and Jethro found a great deal on a used shrimp boat and decided to buy it.  They take it 50 miles out into the gulf and eagerly cast out there net.   when Jethro pulls in a gold lamp.  As he is cleaning it off a genie appears and tells him:
"I'll grant any wish you make."
Jethro doesn't take a second to think and says I want the whole lake to be beer!"
Instantly the lake turns to beer.
"You idiot", says Cletus, "now we're gonna have to pee in the boat!"

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